Monday, April 13, 2009

You Might Be Pregnant if...

... people stop looking you in the eyes when they meet you, and instead stare at your belly.
... the waiter doesn't even offer you the wine list.
... your mom comments on how "cute your little belly is" while simultaneously saying "oh, look how big your breast have gotten!"
... you start catching things on your shelf (i.e. belly ledge).
... you grunt every time you bend over.
... the only thing you want to wear is leggings and a big shirt.
... your husband wakes up in the morning, the first thing he does when he rolls over is feel your belly (not those things above the belly that used to interest him).

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